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..so it's a journey...with "friends only" welcome to most of it

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Keybd Gnome

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thanks to clemidia

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Ah... I remember the night a few years back when you and I had a little night cap and ended up getting plastered and then decided it might be fun to look for gnomes. So wandered about the forest looking for gnomes and it got to be a little too warm and we were all hot and sweaty and drunk so we decided to strip down to our bathing suits (which we had purposely worn underneath our street clothes for just such an occasion HEE HEE *wink*) and we gleefully jumped into the nearby lake and splashed around like children. When we were all nice an cooled off we came back out of the water and found that all of our clothes and shoes were gone (damn stinking gnomes took them for sure, those rascally lil bastards!) And so we ended up barefoot in the forest and drunk to boot and it started to get chilly and you cut your foot on something sharp on the ground and you ended up having to lean on me most of the way back to the highway and to pass the time we sang "how dry we are" when we were quickly apprehended by a patrolman who booked us for drunkeness and for running around nearly buck nekkid in the forest and so we spent that night in jail with with a short fat little man with a long white beared who was wearing your shirt and my skirt who called himself "Emong the Little". THE END

clever of us to have worn bathing suits underneath, huh? ;)
those gnomes can be pesky lil devils -- they're mostly harmless (but I'm not too sure about that cross-dressing Emong :)

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