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on the road...sorta--

..i have found myself at the county library with some time on my hands -- waiting with no real library need as m does some research -- so, since i once had (i had to renew it) an account in their technolory lab, i thought what better way to speed the clock along than by seeing what's happening with you guys -- so here i am for probably the next 30-60 mins :)

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are you going to pick up for me? *GRINS*

..i thought you might find The Erotic Art of Aubrey Beardsley to be interesting :-)

I love the library... and it has been a while since i have visited... perhaps i will take a little field trip there next week. :) it is near a lovely park... and may be a wonderful photo op.

yeah...i used to spend a lot of time at the library, picking an idea and following a winding path through books as one thing led to another--now i sit here and do that on the web--i kinda miss the library idea hunts though, back before there were coffee bars and computer terminals at the library...

Uh--yeahhhh: I'd like to check out the braille erotica? The one on penises...

..i'm sorry young lady, that tome no longer circulates, many of the 'illustrations' having been stolen over the years, for who can imagine what deviant purposes; but you may use it in one of our private 'reading' rooms

ROFLMAO ahh so funny!]
What book is there for me at your Library???

ahh dear col, perhaps you would be interested in this rare leather bound copy of the Kama Sutra ;-)

I should like to reserve a copy then, kind sir. Because that is the only thing reserved about me.

And, I would like a reference librarian to work with me closely until the binding is well worn...

well of course, i have just the close work librarian to satisfy your needs, however the board of directors does not allow binding of any sort in the reading rooms -- if your interest lies in bindings and other restraints, you might want to visit the how-to interactive restraint exhibit down in the basement


What's with you and the "boards" lately? Got a wood fixation or something?

Still bound in Michigan,
Martha Fuckin' Stewart

dear martha, i can understand your discomfort in hearing about boards all the time in light of your own difficulties but i feel it is part of my job description to further the myth among the common folk that boards of directors do in fact run the country so that they won't be inclined to look for the real power (the lord master, emperor--shhh)

My Dear Good Man: (and aren't those hard to find? har-har)

Everyone knows *haughty attitude* that we ALL work for the insurance companies. And, for the record, my very dear man, I am HARDLY a "commoner". *ahem*

AND, for the record, not only is the world NOT run by the lord master emperor, it is run by the PRINCESS Supreme and you would do well to worship her ON YOUR KNEES if you know what is GOOD for you. (And for YOU.)

That being said, you may redeem yourself for this grievous oversight by sending money to my home in New England since I will need it for smokes and candy bars soon--and a little something-something, if you know what I mean. I like it hard and rough--and with a Herbal aftertaste. It's a good thing--a Damned Good Thing®.

Tossing the salad big time now,
Martha Fuckin' Stewart™

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